hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
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When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove
When you fill them with water to “soak” ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️
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Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
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If you’re watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sun rise
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Plus birthday .. What a damn brat sburke923sam-a-lamaif someone got the same name as me it’s already beef tbh
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do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”
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Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Anxiety: I do
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
Swinging these (+) karma vibes to my followers; love ya’ll! 🙌
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“If you love someone, pray for them. Pray for their peace. Pray for their growth. Pray for their success. Pray for their happiness.”
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